Maybe Christopher Bevan is a modern Merlin, becoming more irresponsible as he ages backwards:
BLOOMSBURG, Pennsylvania (AP) — Bloomsburg University’s student government president was charged with drunken driving just weeks after saying the media has unfairly portrayed students as irresponsible.
Christopher Bevan, 21, was pulled over last weekend after a campus police officer said he saw the student driving more than 50 mph in a 15-mph zone.
A breath test showed Bevan’s blood-alcohol level was .147 percent, authorities said. The legal limit for drivers in Pennsylvania is .08 percent.
If we’re going to get technical, Mr. Bevan never said that he was one of the “responsible, mature Bloomsburg students who are an asset to the school and this community.”
Perhaps for good reason.
And perhaps someone should buy him this.