Bang, Zoom, Straight to the Moon!

Google, not content with ruling our planet and harvesting our organs to power their mighty computer centers, is now looking to the moon:

LOS ANGELES, California (AP) — Google Inc. is bankrolling a $30 million out-of-this-world prize to the first private company that can safely land a robotic rover on the moon and beam back a gigabyte of images and video to Earth, the Internet search leader said Thursday.

If past trends continue, the first gigabyte of images from the moon to Earth will be lunar porn*.

* Little known fact: lunar porn is 1/6 as pornographic as Earth porn. Now, Jupiter porn, that’s some nasty sh*t.

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