Alas, I still have no desire to see “High School Musical,” or – truth be told – more photos of Vanessa Hudgens naked.
Not really my type*.
I know, I know: she’s heartbroken.
All naked and young and heartbroken.
Update: Oh, Vanessa, don’t apologize, that’s silly. You’ve nothing to be ashamed about; most everyone likes to get naked – it’s just that religious Republicans lie about it.
(riffing on a traffic-licious theme found here).
* Different strokes, different folks, etc. Some people find Cameron Diaz hot, after all.