I’ve Never Seen “High School Musical,” but I Have Seen Nude Pictures

And now I have seen nude pictures of “High School Musical” star Vanessa Hudgens, well, all kinds of naked.

Alas, I still have no desire to see “High School Musical,” or – truth be told – more photos of Vanessa Hudgens naked.

Not really my type*.

I know, I know: she’s heartbroken.

All naked and young and heartbroken.

Amen.

Update: Oh, Vanessa, don’t apologize, that’s silly. You’ve nothing to be ashamed about; most everyone likes to get naked – it’s just that religious Republicans lie about it.

(riffing on a traffic-licious theme found here).

* Different strokes, different folks, etc. Some people find Cameron Diaz hot, after all.

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