Faster Than A Speeding Bullet, More Powerful Than a Locomotive, Able to Type 100 Words a Minute with a Single Hand!

This new “Got Milk?” ad, featuring Hayden Panettiere from NBC’s “Heroes,” is wrong on so many, many levels.

OK, fine, on one level.

Of the imagination.

The male imagination.

One subtextual level of the male imagination.

Delivered by those Madison Avenue wizards with such subtlety.

But she just turned 18 so I don’t feel so bad now.

Especially since I became invisible to all women under the age of 21 about five years ago.

(found via The Superficial)

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