ABCNews is reporting that an Al Qaeda cell is on the way to, or already in, the United States.
Senior U.S. intelligence officials tell ABC News new intelligence suggests a small al Qaeda cell is on its way to the United States, or may already be here.
The White House has convened an urgent multi-agency meeting for Thursday afternoon to deal with the new threat.
In response, all Americans who use public transportation, or not, and who work in pretty much any field, or who maybe stay at home, are being asked to look for anything suspicious, even mildly so, or not at all, because you can never be too safe.
And not to sound like a Clinton-era Republican, but please ignore the President’s poll numbers, the defection of Republicans from support of the Iraq strategy, and the upcoming hotness of the make much sexy time DC madame’s phone number logs.
Also, if anyone has any “new and improved” flypaper for the Bush administration, please let the White House know. The old stuff doesn’t seem to be sticking.
Seriously, (if I need say it again) I’d be surprised if Al Qaeda wasn’t already here, hadn’t been here for some time, plotting with patience, living a sinful Western life in the knowledge that blowing up a shopping mall, bodies shaved to pristine glory, will get them their virgins. That, if anything, makes these latest dire warnings of them digging some Neil Diamond ring more hollow to me.
Al Qaeda is planning to attack us?
Well, uh… duh.