Brian Benson, an eighth-grade student who won first place in the Life Science/Biology category for his project â€œCreation Wins!!!,â€ says he disproved part of the theory of evolution. Using a rolled-up paper towel suspended between two glasses of water with Epsom Salts, the paper towel formed stalactites. He states that the theory that they take millions of years to develop is incorrect.
â€œScientists say it takes millions of years to form stalactites,â€ Benson said. â€œHowever, in only a couple of hours, I have formed stalactites just by using paper towel and Epsom Salts.â€
I suppose that if little Brian Benson had put a fish and a monkey in a cage, and they never mated to spawn a fonkey (pronounced “funky” for you laymen), he’d have won the uber-First prize and a tour of the Discovery Institute.
Ook ook bubble bubble!
(that’s the mating sound of a fonkey, see?)