It worked so well having a post called “How Tall Is Jordin Sparks?,” that I figured we should probably have one in honor of Blake Lewis, the other contender for this year’s American Idol crown of scorn.

Because I am nothing if not serious and fair.

So, maybe you’re wondering just what those tattoos are that Blake Lewis has, right?

I mean, come now, chap, who hasn’t wondered?

As with Jordin Sparks being 27 feet 2 inches tall, I am happy to once again help you, the searching public!

Blake Lewis has two tattoos. One is a Monchichi and the other is the words “Simon Cowbell.” This, of course, is so that - win or lose in the finale - he can throw out that arm and say “I don’t know, Ryan, I think next year’s show needs more Simon Cowbell!”

You’re welcome.

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