It worked so well having a post called “How Tall Is Jordin Sparks?,” that I figured we should probably have one in honor of Blake Lewis, the other contender for this year’s American Idol crown of scorn.
Because I am nothing if not serious and fair.
So, maybe you’re wondering just what those tattoos are that Blake Lewis has, right?
I mean, come now, chap, who hasn’t wondered?
As with Jordin Sparks being 27 feet 2 inches tall, I am happy to once again help you, the searching public!
Blake Lewis has two tattoos. One is a Monchichi and the other is the words “Simon Cowbell.” This, of course, is so that – win or lose in the finale – he can throw out that arm and say “I don’t know, Ryan, I think next year’s show needs more Simon Cowbell!”