http://www.worldwiderant.com/2007/04/24/american-idol-almost-live-recap-april-24-2007-idol-gives-back/ ...pardon our progress! Thanks, The Management. Sat, 22 Nov 2008 08:52:21 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.5 http://www.worldwiderant.com/2007/04/24/american-idol-almost-live-recap-april-24-2007-idol-gives-back/#comment-1652 Jon Sat, 28 Apr 2007 17:59:39 +0000 http://www.worldwiderant.com/2007/04/24/american-idol-almost-live-recap-april-24-2007-idol-gives-back/#comment-1652 The Stayin' Alive video is a prime indicator that Paula's not the only person associated with American Idol who's regularly stoned. "We have Helen Mirren... now we need Dolenz. And get that butler guy from the Nanny to dance with Kirstie Alley in a priest's outfit. Is Britney Spears out of rehab? No? 'kay fine, see if Helena Bonham Carter's available, she's the next best thing. And for God's sake don't get Hugh Grant unless he looks like it's Day 5 of a 4 Day Drunk and only do Chris Kattan if Rob Schneider's available because we need one's superstardom to balance out the other. The Stayin’ Alive video is a prime indicator that Paula’s not the only person associated with American Idol who’s regularly stoned. “We have Helen Mirren… now we need Dolenz. And get that butler guy from the Nanny to dance with Kirstie Alley in a priest’s outfit. Is Britney Spears out of rehab? No? ‘kay fine, see if Helena Bonham Carter’s available, she’s the next best thing. And for God’s sake don’t get Hugh Grant unless he looks like it’s Day 5 of a 4 Day Drunk and only do Chris Kattan if Rob Schneider’s available because we need one’s superstardom to balance out the other.

]]> http://www.worldwiderant.com/2007/04/24/american-idol-almost-live-recap-april-24-2007-idol-gives-back/#comment-1622 Julie O. Fri, 27 Apr 2007 02:27:53 +0000 http://www.worldwiderant.com/2007/04/24/american-idol-almost-live-recap-april-24-2007-idol-gives-back/#comment-1622 I see you haven't blogged on the results show. Did you see it? Was that Kelly Clarkson in a long dress and single-colored hair? 'Cause I don't usually like Kelly Clarkson, but she sang the living shit out of that song. I see you haven’t blogged on the results show. Did you see it? Was that Kelly Clarkson in a long dress and single-colored hair? ‘Cause I don’t usually like Kelly Clarkson, but she sang the living shit out of that song.

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