Earl Adams of Bentonville, Arkansas: Not Into Chick on Chick

The horror!

A Bentonville, Ark., man is seeking $20,000 from the city after his two teenage sons found a book on lesbian sex on a public library bookshelf.

He also wants the library director fired.

Earl Adams said his 14- and 16-year-old sons were “greatly disturbed” after finding the book, titled “The Whole Lesbian Sex Book.” Adams said the book caused “many sleepless nights in our house.”

If by “greatly disturbed” and “many sleepless nights,” Mr. Adams really means “this thing in my pants has never done this before” and “now the sheets are sticky,” I’d say he ought to be patting his boys on the back for a (hand) job well done (assuming they didn’t do it to each other, because that’s just nasty).

Of course, there’s more:

In an e-mail Thursday, Adams said that “God was speaking to my heart that day and helped me find the words that proved successful in removing this book from the shelf.”

He said he would fight any effort to put the book back on shelves.

“Any effort to reinstate the book will be met with legal action and protests from the Christian community,” Adams wrote in the e-mail.

Do tell: what is it about this God fellow that he can’t stop a rampaging lunatic from gunning down innocent victims last week but he can make sure that Mr. Adams’ sons don’t give a wankity-wank tossity-toss while looking at chicks getting it on?

I suppose he’s just like most Christians in this country: violence is good, sexuality is bad, as evidenced by one look at our television programming in which multiple murders equal intrigue, but bare boobies send the terrorist threat meter soaring.

Thank you, Earl Adams, from saving not only your sons, but the rest of us, from this grave enemy of civilization.

5 Responses to “Earl Adams of Bentonville, Arkansas: Not Into Chick on Chick”

  1. Daijhi Says:

    Is there no end to the inherent madness of the USA? This man Earl Adam ought to be fined $20,000 for wasting the time of those decent librarians who provided this perfectly reasonable book.

    And a protection order should be placed over his sons to avoid their exposure to this obviously insane and corrupt louse who uses them in his greed for cash.

    Come on you citizens of the USA – do something to stamp out this type of madness that has led your country to become the most hated regime in the world!

  2. Dave Says:

    Earl can be reached directly at

    Adams, Earl
    813 SE Rachel Ave

    Bentonville, AR 72712-6888

    (479) 254-9458

    Seriously, it is him. Be polite, but let him know the idiocy of his ways.

  3. J.Ritchie Says:

    I agree, is this man totally insane?! First he wants everyone to believe that his teenage sons 14 and 16 were offended by this book, maybe if they were 4 and 6 years of age! Come on. If they were so offended why did they take the book off the shelf (since it wasn’t a military academy book) and look at it. It seems it would have been clear that it was not the subject they were looking for!

    If Earl thinks God is talking to him, then I would have to say that this guy needs some psychiatric help and quick.

    I will re-iterate Daijhi’s comment in the fact that the citizens of this country need to get a handle on themselves and stop this absolute crap. Face it, if someone is not hurting you, leave it alone. Especially these religious radical groups (Christians) that seem to have nothing better to do than tell everyone else how to live!!! Turn the damn cheek and leave everyone alone!

  4. Earl Adams Says:

    The Book was removed and will never return. Another victory for God over the Satan inspired perverts who dominate the internet. Your vocal minority could not protect the militant lesbian who was using tax dollars to purchase pornography that promotes her destructive lifestyle. I challenge any politician to defend this statement found on page 172 of the book: “Are you a Vampire? Some women love to taste a partner’s menstrual blood during oral sex. In fact, some lesbians like to play vampire so much they seek out menstruating partners.” Combine this filthy language with obsene pictures and you have The Whole Lesbian Sex Book.

  5. Daijhi Says:

    Mr Adams will note that 3 months on nobody has bothered to reply to his ridiculous posting. Any detailed analysis of human sexual behaviour will reveal several aspects that do not rest easily with our sense of hygiene, decorum or dignity. But that is the nature of sexual activity – we care to abandon the trappings of ‘civilisation’ for a few brief moments and surrender to the primeval spirit within us – it is our way of getting back to basics and thank God that we are still able to do it. If Mr. Adams had his way we would all copulate fully clothed with our eyes shut and a crucifix in hand to beg forgiveness for our surrender to nature.
    Are all fundamentalists as insane as Mr. Adams?

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