OK, not so live of a recap.
I’m watching it on the DVR and it’s down to Phil, Haley’s boobs, and either Sanjaya or Curious George. Who will it be?
Wow, Sanjaya lives to abuse music another day.
I’m worried now – Haley’s physical assets could pale in comparison to Phil, despite his startling portrayal of Powder, and so far as Curious George goes – well – everyone loves a monkey.
Observation: Once again, Jennifer Lopez offers absolutely nothing of original value to the contestants, other than the chance to guess how many hands they would need to caress her booty. The fact that Sanjaya referred to her advice as “amazing insight” should be telling enough.
But, yo, dog, that booty. That’s hot. You know, if Randy was writing this. Yo.
Final Result: I will, from this night forth, be able to write these reviews with both hands on the keyboard.
I hope you Sanjaya fans are happy. And that you suffer painful bacterial infections of your nether regions.