Someone Update the Urban Dictionary

For the record, when Glenn Reynolds (peace be upon him) says:

I like the Downtown Grill & Brewery but Sapphire is kind of cool — lots of chill music….

…it can be safely assumed that the word “chill” has been sapped of all urban subculture cool.

Or maybe I’m just bitter that the photo of the barmaid* is so fuzzy.

* Barmaid? Bartender? Which is right? I like my nouns to imply gender, just to avoid any confusion. It’d be a shame for some male bar-tending person out there to be hopelessly longing for my sweet, sweet touch when that just ain’t gonna happen.

See, I’m all about other people’s feelings.

One Response to “Someone Update the Urban Dictionary”

  1. PatrickP Says:

    it can be safely assumed that the word “chill” has been sapped of all urban subculture cool.

    Hahahaha.

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