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Hey, everyone, Jenna Bush is writing a book:

Publisher HarperCollins said in a statement on Tuesday that it had bought the world rights to the book.

They did not mention, however, what color crayon Jenna used to write it.

* Just kidding, Jenna. You seem like a good kid. Well, except for all the naked college partying, but then there’s something to be said for bad girls too. We’ll always have Bangkok.

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