First, I wait too long and blow my chances with David of Resurrection Song fame.
Then, I fail in every way to board a plane for the Big Apple and The Retropolitan slips right through my slippery little fingers.
And now, *sigh*, and now Andy has returned to his post and I never even managed to
bore wow you all with tales of my latest PTA adventures! Curses! Curse my poor timing!
And so I reluctantly hand back the wheels to you, Andy. But fear not, faithful readers. I shall return. I shall return soon and
beg persuade you all to donate $15 to my kids’ school with the promise of seeing a Grammy award nominee in a venue roughly the size of, oh, Burger King.
Mwah hah hah!