The Audacity of Caruso

For those of you who remember, I’ve expressed my disdain for the acting of David Caruso on CSI:Miami.

It is so over-the-top and ridiculous that it actually becomes enjoyable after your first vomit.

It’s strange…he was quite good as Det. John Kelly on NYPD Blue, but as Lt. Horatio Crane he basically plays the same character to an absurd extreme. The only saving grace of this show is Emily Proctor, who is not only gorgeous, but appears to have an orgasm every time she fires a gun. (At least in my perverted mind.) Anyway, the below clip perfectly encapsulates why my title fits Caruso.

How in the holy hell does an actor do this seriously and get work? Your job as a commenter is to list the reasons why this clip is so wrong.

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