Except, uh, a dude… and not kind of sexy saucy for an older former pop star.
Anyway, I’m going on vacation, taking the wee Fi to see the grandparents down Alabama way.
There will be guest bloggers.
They will blog in a guestlike manner.
And you shall applaud and love them, much as you do me, when you actually bother to stop by and read this blog, which, you know, I’ve been meaning to talk to you about because it really hurts my feelings and makes me cry and then all I can do is watch Oprah and Dr. Phil and long for a better day…