Everyone Wants to Go to Heaven

Everyone Wants to Go to Heaven

…but no one wants to die to get there.

D. James Kennedy, outspoken anti-science goon and head crook at Coral Ridge Ministries, realizes that nothing fails quite like prayer and opts for modern medicine.

This entry was posted on Monday, January 29th, 2007 at 12:50 am and is filed under Religious Nonsense. You can follow any responses to this entry through the RSS 2.0 feed. You can skip to the end and leave a response. Pinging is currently not allowed.

One Response to “Everyone Wants to Go to Heaven”

Jesus Rocks Says:
November 18th, 2007 at 9:24 pm
He was a good man. A great man! He spoke truth in love. Because you don’t believe doesn’t make God untrue. You’ll have your turn to see. Thanks Mr. Kennedy, I’ll carry the torch and pass it to many others!

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