Light a Match, Would Ya?

OK, maybe not:

An American Airlines flight was forced to make an emergency landing Monday morning after a passenger lit a match to disguise the scent of flatulence, authorities said….

The FBI questioned a passenger who admitted she struck the matches in an attempt to conceal a “body odor,” Lowrance said. She had an unspecified medical condition, authorities said.

I have inside sources that tell me the unspecified medical condition is, get this, “Farty Arty Syndrome.” I shit you not (no pun intended, amen).

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