PETA is Anti-Poop

People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals is once against looking silly, attempting to stop a game of cow patty bingo to raise money for a high school prom.

Laughably, they claim that the event is demeaning to the animal – apparently PETA speaks cow (and we thought only NOW was capable of that) or has mysteriously divined that the cow’s feelings and social standing are somehow diminished by being walked around a field to poop.

Amy Rhodes, a PETA-employed misanthrope, claims that it teaches children that it’s acceptable to use animals in order to make money – apparently zoos, dog tracks, horse-racing, using animals in films, sled-dogs, farm animals, etc are all evils to be eradicated – or perhaps they’d rather just see humanity, the evil oppressor, eradicated.

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